Yes, it's time for a Brand New Jack Chick Tract, The Wall
, in which Jack applies his time honored plot points of arrogant sinners on a collision course with death, creepy looking witnesses, and rampant xenophobia to the wonderful world of NASCAR!
Oh Boy!Lessons Learned
- Californians are bad, when you meet one, you should be immediately concerned about their souls--regardless of whether you know anything about them at all.
- Moonshine runners are godly people.
- Dale Earnhardt went to heaven. No doubt about it.
- Don't trust your evil!hott!Chinese!wife...provided you have one.
- Car racing may not be the safest job ever.
- Jesus would really rather you got divorced from the Chinese chick and settled down with a nice, American girl. Again, provided this a problem for you.